concerned citizen self-flagellating superdeadgayalien

i’ve known this frog for a while now 

i’ve been holding this frog since it was a smaller frog 

tending to it as a tadpole 

making sure the puddle which spawned the frog

stayed a puddle

by unnatural means

like the collection of rainwater

in coffee cans under spouts 

you’ll never meet a more placid frog 

i only see him when it rains now 

and the puddle fills up 

it is too cold for tadpoles 

i have nothing to tend 

a lady just looked at me and sniffed deeply in disgust 
you and me both, lady 
thinking of leaving presents for my creative writing teacher 
with letters i cut from a newspaper 
a choppy arrangement of pasted-on words 
the aesthetic is creepy 
the message is harmless 
i started reading in cold blood 
it’s very well-written 
makes me look at the midwest in a new light 
i saw a person i knew
he shook my hand 
it was the most charming thing that has happened to me today 

a lady just looked at me and sniffed deeply in disgust 

you and me both, lady 

thinking of leaving presents for my creative writing teacher 

with letters i cut from a newspaper 

a choppy arrangement of pasted-on words 

the aesthetic is creepy 

the message is harmless 

i started reading in cold blood 

it’s very well-written 

makes me look at the midwest in a new light 

i saw a person i knew

he shook my hand 

it was the most charming thing that has happened to me today 

now that’s what i call anus vol. 69
telling anyone who’ll listen “i’ve stayed up all night watching pornography” 
and telling you that they’re bound to get their priorities straight soon…they have to 
a certain somebody should have sold the world but i guess it wasn’t a good enough deal 
nobody wants to get fucked, but that’s just what a nobody everybody 
(not a somebody) gets
they get fucked 
and while they cannot relay just who or what they are, 
they can say with confidence that wearing novelty ties is an act found pleasurable 
something like a gagged gift that keeps on giving 
seeing life with all the clarity of water hit by cold, merciless wind
the body in question is too pockmarked and polluted 
the body in question has never been questioned and it has once held bodies \
their M.O is to appeal to our baser natures

now that’s what i call anus vol. 69

telling anyone who’ll listen “i’ve stayed up all night watching pornography” 

and telling you that they’re bound to get their priorities straight soon…they have to 

a certain somebody should have sold the world but i guess it wasn’t a good enough deal 

nobody wants to get fucked, but that’s just what a nobody everybody 

(not a somebody) gets

they get fucked 

and while they cannot relay just who or what they are, 

they can say with confidence that wearing novelty ties is an act found pleasurable 

something like a gagged gift that keeps on giving 

seeing life with all the clarity of water hit by cold, merciless wind

the body in question is too pockmarked and polluted 

the body in question has never been questioned and it has once held bodies \

their M.O is to appeal to our baser natures

here i am getting an education i’ve been here since 8, looking for lost items and printing flyers 
i forgot i don’t have to be attractive, healthy, or even nice 
the learning vermin 
i am responsible for the small fecal deposits on your counter top, and i am not sorry 
taking a break from great social evils, 
here’s something i wrote in an 84 ¢ notebook that was made in Vietnam by people who probably don’t see their family enough:
words i will look up in case someone else has written them before 
i uncap my lipstick like i’m unsheathing a sword 
smear it like a crayon 
across the asymmetrical canyon of my lips 
painting the gorge, the chasm, with pigmented gloop and nightingale poop
and we get off topic to paraphrasing a lecture of my hot teacher
 every word must be deliberate, every action in pursuit of liberation, for freedom stands at utmost 
verily, the words that i write when i’m high don’t lie 
life is backlash and shit storm

here i am getting an education i’ve been here since 8, looking for lost items and printing flyers 

i forgot i don’t have to be attractive, healthy, or even nice 

the learning vermin 

i am responsible for the small fecal deposits on your counter top, and i am not sorry 

taking a break from great social evils, 

here’s something i wrote in an 84 ¢ notebook that was made in Vietnam by people who probably don’t see their family enough:

words i will look up in case someone else has written them before 

i uncap my lipstick like i’m unsheathing a sword 

smear it like a crayon 

across the asymmetrical canyon of my lips 

painting the gorge, the chasm, with pigmented gloop and nightingale poop

and we get off topic to paraphrasing a lecture of my hot teacher

 every word must be deliberate, every action in pursuit of liberation, for freedom stands at utmost 

verily, the words that i write when i’m high don’t lie 

life is backlash and shit storm

a photo dump 

i can use italics at will to infer other meanings, subtle-like, see? 

do you know why i like having homework 

it means i’m not dead 

it means i’m trying 

this one guy who made an impact on me was always trying to get me to go back to school. and lose weight, but still 

he believed in me as a writer 

albeit an unpolished writer and potential piece of ass who he wouldn’t fuck with until i was, and i quote, “thin enough to traffic across state lines” (he’s an asshole and that used to be my favorite demographic of men)

he’s the reason i’m on medication and trying to do an MFA today 

mother fuckers anonymous 

deadfvcr:

The Weeping Song - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

deadgayalien is gonna be my new bro on here.

3:57 AM Shoreditch, London, United Kingdom.

Also I killed my iPhone in the bathtub.

i’m the worst person to make a  far-away friend with 

nick cave was on npr 2 nights ago but i didn’t listen and the principle doesn’t change 


i can’t turn italics off now or now let’s talk on skype and i can call you harry potter or dad you look like my dad i like him almost as much as harry potter my skype is nunofyourevil and heinrich is a former name; i’m now  d.ho

i just submitted to the new yorker under a pen name because ny times wants me to physically send my document through the mail.though, it might of been cool to have a rejection letter from the ny times heh even a paycheck from the ny times but maybe not i’ve seen the high calibréh of writing they got thar in the New Yahrk Tuhimes i read all of the 10 free web articles a month I want to, bitches 

huff po i’m cumming to you 

let me make your presence a little more trashy 

it’s relevant, people 

i get on anti-depressants today in addition to my other drugs and various vitamin tonics and i’m like damn why isn’t this cheaper, over a lifetime the costs mighit turn to profit if i become a chemist like my dad or an oldschool pharmacist that mortal ‘n prestos their own drugs well i will settle for drug breeder the best drugs make themselves 

rejection letters with fuckin’ scalding scolding scathing remarks i am so soft and pink on the belly 

but i have to get scales 

talons

and fly away 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbyKywWvlCE

on my wings 

like an eagle 

because chickens can’t fly unless you throw them

don’t throw them, their spindly bones will break